©joshdevin

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys


posted 5 hours ago with 154,683 notes
reblogged through itslikeadrenaline originally by santanist

hated-and-helpless:

hated-and-helpless:

here have a dumb poem i wrote

if this gets to 10k im gonna cry

"I was set free because my greatest fear had been realized, and I still had a daughter who I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life."

Happy Birthday Joanne Rowling (7/31/1965) and Harry James Potter (7/31/1980)


posted 6 hours ago with 14,020 notes
reblogged through placiddream originally by katherinesage
#jk rowling

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.


posted 6 hours ago with 388,638 notes
reblogged through mental-cigarettes originally by 2srooky

recoveryofabrokenteen:

arcticmoshing:

semperready:

percuigiochiamoci:

impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

you don’t really see enough of this.

This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly

I can’t wait for you to come home babe!


posted 6 hours ago with 195,057 notes
reblogged through zakronre originally by ruberolaluna

a conversation that actually fucking happened

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image


posted 7 hours ago with 63,067 notes
reblogged through placiddream originally by qvesadilla

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom


posted 7 hours ago with 79,653 notes
reblogged through placiddream originally by kohwala

now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

I want a cat dog


posted 8 hours ago with 584,695 notes
reblogged through 5freakingever originally by poyzn
#dogs

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”


posted 8 hours ago with 53,407 notes
reblogged through lookuptheresalwayssky originally by justalilblondemama

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.


posted 9 hours ago with 200,627 notes
reblogged through burritostampede originally by best-of-memes