tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
here have a dumb poem i wrote
if this gets to 10k im gonna cry
"I was set free because my greatest fear had been realized, and I still had a daughter who I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life."
Happy Birthday Joanne Rowling (7/31/1965) and Harry James Potter (7/31/1980)
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto
you don’t really see enough of this.
This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly
I can’t wait for you to come home babe!
boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol
brb trapped in a republican bathroom
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
I want a cat dog
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dashThe turtle one
If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go